一篇談linux dist 的好笑文章 "You have two cows"

[giive]

原文請點這裡

僅提出幾個我覺得比較好玩的

Debian: You have two cows. One is very old and stable. Everyone milks the other cow.
這個大家應該都懂XD

Red Hat: Two cows have been given to a foundation, but the the company is still in control of the milking process.
點頭:p

Gentoo: Two cows emerge in your living room and you spend many hours milking them to get a glass of milk.
ㄜ...裝牛奶的時間的確有點久

Ubuntu: Debian has two cows, but the milk has a nicer bottle and is delivered to your doorsteps for free.
Debian有兩隻牛 , 但是他們裝牛奶的瓶子比較好 , 而且免費的分你一點?
不知道怎麼翻 , 感覺好像有點諷刺ubuntu

最好笑的還是這個
SuSE: You have two chameleons.

[blc]

Ubuntu:跟Debian一樣有兩隻牛,但是Ubuntu的平子比較好,而且免費送到你家門口.

[wsun013]

windows: two cows often have unwanted fleas on them, and the milk from them is getting un-drink-able

[訪客]

Slackware: You have two fossil cows. You wonder how can they be still alive.

OpenSolaris: Thank God nobody’s looking at my two cows, or my reputation would be ruined.

我覺得這兩個也蠻有趣的

[訪客]

LFS: You have two bacteria. It’s your job to make them evolve into cows.

[rondo]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/alanhorkan/3445.html

這裡有幾張圖也很有趣

[訪客]

Ubuntu:跟Debian一樣有兩隻牛,但是Ubuntu的平子比較好,而且免費送到你家門口.

Ubuntu：Debian有兩隻牛(Ubuntu自己沒有)，(把這兩條牛的)牛奶有較好的瓶子，而且免費送到你家門口(應是指免費送光碟的意思)

[slog]

完全不是很瞭解..@@"